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put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun
apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names